Thursday, February 4, 2010

Day 4 - lockdown update and as always corey sucks

So lockdown was not the great success i expected it to be. but whatever at least my name isn't Corey.

Still up money on the month (50 cents)  and i'm pretty sure i'm crushing Corey in hours.

He wont post how many hours hes on but thats only cause hes pussified.

I recorded a little something to help make corey cry enjoy:


download link : coreySucks
lyrics:

let me tell you a story, about corey
he is boring he will leave you snoring
he is poor his girlfriends whoring
hes no tabby hes never scoring
*thats not tabby*

Corey is lame, he has a food roll
if we decided to take a brew poll
should we push corey down a huge whole
everyone would pick yes lolo
*score*

Dear corey you have no dick
you got no fire you aint got bic
according to peter im "so sick"
you're fecal matter your just shit

you got no pair you suck asses
i got a full house im bob saget
im mike tyson youre a maggot
*ill fuck you till you love me faggot*

you say slow and steady wins the race
but there is no prize for second place
when you show up girls pull out mace
cause you have a rapists face

you live in san diego but your no charger
your dick is small, mines much larger
who do you find hot? taylor lautner?
you should go to san fransisco get a partner
*ya faggot*

I can see it in your eyes you want to cry
I'll teach you a lesson like bill nye
when you die people will ask why
ill say he shouldnt have crossed me cause im fly
*charizard*

trevor is gonna be a star on MTV
corey is a woman he has HPV
Im so hard he can probably OD
Brenda must be sad cause he has ED
*erectile dysfunction*

Im sure mossy will this is lame
but im doing it for fun not for fame
making corey cry is the name of the game
when you see him cry you know who to blame
*its me*

*you cant touch me you arent man enough ill eat your asshole alive you bitch
 fuck you, you ho come say that to my face ill fuck your ass in front of everybody*

*fuck you corey*

2 Comments:

At February 5, 2010 at 2:26 AM , Blogger Unknown said...

You spent way too much time on this most likely. Spend your time writing papers about gerbils and shit...or whatever that game was.


P.S.: Grind more.

 
At February 5, 2010 at 2:26 AM , Blogger fopah said...

This was the best blog yet. lol coreyaments.

 

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