Day 19, 20, 21 - sunday 7 mill and other activities

so i spent the most of this weekend drunk. therefore didn't play a whole lot of hours.

also i am running like AIDS so playing alot sucks.

i played the sunday 4 mill  and got 500th or something out of like 35k people. made like 800 after giving out all the pieces i sold.

so on the month i am down a buttload at cash and up a buttload at other things

it sucks. i am apparently still 4ish hours ahead in this challenge.

i however refuse to just play to try to get hours. i am going to try to start winning real money.

i think im real tired so im just rambling.

Day 18 - We are getting closer

played a bunch. would like to have a good winning day again.

but alas i havent for a while.

oh well will still beat corey

Day 17 - Day off felt great

Took a day off from this challenge. no worries though corey is gonna lose and or cry.

i said i wasnt going to rap again but that might have came prematurely we will have to see.

mossy hasn't hated anything ive done in a while so we might have to get a victory rap in the works

Day 15/16 - shit i missed a day

so i grinded another shitload of hours the last 2 days. gonna play alot less this week as im down like 170 in the last 2 days.

but whatev ill do some homework this week and then regrind

Day 14 - Halfway to crying

I played 27 hours of poker fri-sunday. Corey im sure is shitting his pants

my sunday sessions:

Day 13 - Corey gets left in the dust

So as i said my mardi gras plans fell through. so i grinded for a long time. This is the amount of Grind i did.

During this time i made 3 videos of me playing.
first is me loading tables and rocking to tabby remix.
This is what it looks like when i have been grinding for 9ish hours.



the next two are me trying to get stars milestone hands






was a sick day. planning on a similar day tomorrow

Day 12 - corey catches up

So last night my buddy showed up from out of town and my ex gf locked her self out of her car in st. louis.

long story short corey has caught me.
Was going to go to mardi gras today and see some breasts but my ride got sick.  so corey hope you enjoyed being ahead for a night cause i have lots of coffee/energy sodas and a bunch of fruit  and other food.

LOCKDOWN BITCHES!!!!!

Day 11 - starting to pull away

Corey is eating a big dust sandwich.

Hope he likes it in 2nd place cause it will be like this till the end.
grinded some today but this weekend will be sick amounts of grinding imo.


short update.  not sure whats next for this blog. we'll see what comes out.

Day 10 - The weekend will be here tomorrow! omg need it now

so i spent all day today working on fucking homework it blew fucking big fat balls.

I dont think corey played either so this weekend will be the deciding factor in who will be in the lead

Day 9 - Corey is about to get.... fucked

Hit that shit hard



download:Final Rap?
lyrics:

I jam so much im A.I like a sixer
i got cash they call me richie richer
you are a cold im the swine flu, im sicker
im the fucking catalina wine mixer

I can't be surpressed like herpes
My words sting like a swarm of bees
like a cheap whore ill bring you to your knees
you are an impovershed state like belize

im not a plumber so im not dealing with your shit
i raise all in you fold like a nit
all your money gets rubbed on my tit
if you had a stop-loss you would always quit

It is true i am painfully wack
but at least you can understand all of my raps
your brain is dull but mine is sharp as a tack
like trevor would say, you suck, take a lap

i know where the money is i dont need google maps
when im done with you all we'll hear is taps
you spend less on food than i do on caps
im addicted to money like pjo is to craps

i use a webcam as if its a mic
like a pancake you all know i can flip a dyke
my rhymes, so fly you think im not white
you are mighty mouse but you're minus the might

Ill kill you so bad you'll take a perma nap
you look like admiral ackbar "its a trap"
i bang all the hoes all you do is fap
you must be a saint cause they ask who dat

You leave girls hungry like an appetizer
I am hotter than the fucking heat mizer
after people touch you they need sanitizer
you take so many drugs we should call you pfizer

Duncan Should invest in some flight dollars
so me and jason can attack live ballers
we are good enough to win and not faulter
come on duncan its not like we're flying to gibraltar

Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee
you are my punching bag call me Ali
this is the lesson i am giving you its free
im an xbox you are a ps3

I own this shit i got the deed
You cant pay for shit you are in need
in the hours race im in the lead
girls that break up with you end up with me
i get more rebounds than Charles Barkley

i flow so hard you think im from the hood
if you call me i will always have the goods
i will stack it and scream
black guy:"ah its good"

I will fuck your girl doggy style like a poodle
ill put it in her ass and get poop noodles
if you dont know what that is go to google
if you just ate. you'll throw up the whole kit and caboodle

Im not Grimstarr but i'll steal your blinds
you think im a coke dealer i got so many lines
my next girlfriend is gonna be amanda bynes
your next girlfriend is your hand thats a sign of the times

i got more rhymes than doctor suess
i got more money thats variance goose
all of your women seem to be loose
your favorite type of knot seems to be a nouse

I run this shit like Usain bolt
You will lose just like the colts
i will skin you people will think you molt
i make so much money it will give you a jolt

Basically what im trying to say is that i am great
and that this bet was easy so plz dont hate
so stop your standing ovation and take a seat
and to corey.... suck on my meat.

Day 8 - Corey is 1/4th the way to crying

Today i played 3 or 4 hours, made 6 dollars. ship that imo.

tomorrow i start on a finishing project for this blog(unless you are mossy im sure you will enjoy it)
I have buttloads of school work.
and sorry to say this blog/bet is taking quite a bit from it, so i may have to cut back on content for a week.

Will still post daily blogs with updates on the grind and general potshots about corey resembling some type of loser.

Day 7 - Team Corey strikes back

Team corey has struck back with some raps of their own.

The production value was mediocre but they still were able to recruit a few more members.

Newly Acquired allies Conspire and Titansmash are now on the winning team, and newly found enemies Hockeyav, millimeter peter and HBomb will be on smash.

Conspire is a huge acquisition as the combination of him and Thac will keep us fully loaded with jailbait pictures.

In the competition news. i didnt play at all but ended up on the day 100+ dollars. so ship that

eat my banana Corey.

Day 6 - Team Fopah Strikes First

So the line has been drawn in the sand.
The war has begun between mice and men.

Team fopah must unite in the cause that has been brought upon us.
Make Corey (and now all his allies) cry

Here is a start to taking down the enemy


Download link: TeamCoreySucks
Lyrics:
So fredd bird and Mossy have came out on coreys side
kanye says im the best of all time
you are now on team lets cry and whine
so many tears you can create a brine

All of you love phallic objects
all of what i say is never in jest
Big dick and semen is all you injest
when this month is over admit im the best

team corey is awful and cant get no ass
in a two horse race you are gonna get last
you go to school but you have no class
im gonna put you on lyrical blast

Mossy says i wont come at him thats rich
the truth is i am afraid of no bitch
Ill eat you up like a muther fucking sandwich
you are trying hard but you are just a niche

All of my clothing doesnt have a swoosh
so i must ask you, who is the douche?
im not fredd-bird im not addicted to kush
i will smash the both of you till your mush

On Team Fopah there is Jason and Duncan
your the wnba we are dunkin
we are jack o lanterns you are just pumpkins
you wait till i attack corey to get your junk in?

Every tourney we play we final table
im bigger than Duncans 25nl stable
you wish you were as good but you are un able
you are going down like the tower of babel

peejo is in our team of winners
repeating my lyrics like a sinner
Thats cause he knows im bringin home dinner
But i dont eat it all cause im thinner

How does it feel to get beat on
and know you just got lyrically skeeted on
and your a toilet getting shiited on
and being a person that likes dicks son

Day 5 completed - A choice must be made.

I didnt play much today. want to let him catch up so that when he loses it will be oh so much sweeter.
I may even take off saturday and sunday just to demoralize him.

A struggle has begun and you must pick sides. The world must know.... What team are you on

or

The choice may seem easy but nothing more important has ever been decided

avatar versions(just in case):

Day 4 - lockdown update and as always corey sucks

So lockdown was not the great success i expected it to be. but whatever at least my name isn't Corey.

Still up money on the month (50 cents)  and i'm pretty sure i'm crushing Corey in hours.

He wont post how many hours hes on but thats only cause hes pussified.

I recorded a little something to help make corey cry enjoy:


download link : coreySucks
lyrics:

let me tell you a story, about corey
he is boring he will leave you snoring
he is poor his girlfriends whoring
hes no tabby hes never scoring
*thats not tabby*

Corey is lame, he has a food roll
if we decided to take a brew poll
should we push corey down a huge whole
everyone would pick yes lolo
*score*

Dear corey you have no dick
you got no fire you aint got bic
according to peter im "so sick"
you're fecal matter your just shit

you got no pair you suck asses
i got a full house im bob saget
im mike tyson youre a maggot
*ill fuck you till you love me faggot*

you say slow and steady wins the race
but there is no prize for second place
when you show up girls pull out mace
cause you have a rapists face

you live in san diego but your no charger
your dick is small, mines much larger
who do you find hot? taylor lautner?
you should go to san fransisco get a partner
*ya faggot*

I can see it in your eyes you want to cry
I'll teach you a lesson like bill nye
when you die people will ask why
ill say he shouldnt have crossed me cause im fly
*charizard*

trevor is gonna be a star on MTV
corey is a woman he has HPV
Im so hard he can probably OD
Brenda must be sad cause he has ED
*erectile dysfunction*

Im sure mossy will this is lame
but im doing it for fun not for fame
making corey cry is the name of the game
when you see him cry you know who to blame
*its me*

*you cant touch me you arent man enough ill eat your asshole alive you bitch
 fuck you, you ho come say that to my face ill fuck your ass in front of everybody*

*fuck you corey*

Day 3 - lockdown over

got another bunch of hours in the books. ran about 8 bi's below ev

bite the weasel corey.

Day 3 - update 1 lockdown begins

Lockdown has started.
Message for Corey:

Day 2 - Corey most likely wets the bed.

Day 2 has concluded  and as suspected i am way in front of Corey who has probably put in like 4 hours.

You might be asking "who is Corey?"
That is a serious question that can not be easily answered, but the short version is hes Youngplayer9 from internet forums and websites.

Does he suck?
Lol prolly.  To show this i have estimated how this month has gone so far for Corey and I in graph form.

As you can clearly see he has played many less hours and has made alot less dollars.

my results for day 2 are not great made 6 cents in 3.6 hours.
updated graph/sessions for the month:

FU Corey

Day 1 - Corey Sucks the Big One

What is this blog about?

This blog is where i will keep updates on the challenge Corey and I are having.

Why have such a blog?

To rub it in Corey's face when he gets crushed.(ultimate goal is to get him to cry)

Ok then what is the challenge?

Whoever plays the most hours of poker in February wins.

Wait, why do i care?

Cause fuck you thats why.

Why is Corey such a bitch?

It is hard to say, But there are theories involving where he lives and his moral fiber.

What are your Day 1 hours and results?

I am glad you asked because that is the purpose of this blog.

Ps. Corey, you suck